I am so pleased to announce……………
that I managed, through great trials and tribulations to emerge UNSCATHED and un-vented from Walmart this morning with five gallons of paint for the house, and IN THE CORRECT COLOR!
Yes, I am serious! No arguments with stupid people…no waiting for 100 years to find an employee…no arguments over what I wanted to buy!
I don’t know if that darned “moon is in the seventh house”, or even if Jupiter has “aligned with Mars”…BUT I HAD NO ISSUES FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, I know. I have already written a letter to the editor of our local newspaper to let them know of this extraordinary event.
I know it will never happen again if I live a bazillion years so I am enjoying it today.